Rizznickle's Trip to the Hospital

    He is called Rizznickles. He's our V-ball playing roomate who is quite a fucking nut. This story really isn't about me, but more about him. One night I was over partying at Fava's (always off the heezy fo sheezy) when I decided that I'd had enough to drink. Enough to drink? Yes, it is rare but is possible in some circumstances. I was getting in a crappy mood for some strange reason. Probably involving girls or something. So I decided to leave and walk from H street back to West. I come back to my room and start to chill out and have a brew or 8 while I was waiting to fall asleep. Apparently I hadn't had enough to drink. So in come Rizznickles a few minutes after me and he looked a little strange.
     No, not that strange look he gets when he's drunk, but much weirder. His face was puffy and looked like an old man actually. It was quite creepy. He'd had an allergic reaction to a "friend" that he had gone to the movie with. He was allergic to something she had in her hair, and had a reaction when he laid his head on hers. My first thought was that if she was his friend, what the hell was he doing resting his head on hers. Possibly she's more than a friend?!
     Rizznickles says he's gonna take a shower and try to wash the allergen off and tells me not to worry. About ten minutes later he comes out of the shower in worse shape than before. His body had red splotches over it, and his face went Nutty Professor style huge! Christ, the shower spread the allergen all over his body. Smart move ya retard!
     Now considering that this was a serious problem I told him to chill out while I called the campus police so they could check him out. The po-po's arrived a short time later. The cop was very jovial and was telling me all the fucked up shit he went through that night after I met him downstairs. Cop #1 checks him out and says that since he doesn't have trouble breathing that he's ok for now, but just to be safe they want to bring him to B&W Hospital. You're thinking that I get to have a phat ride in an ambulance while I'm half cocked, with my roomate! But no. Rizznickles leaves without me in the ambulance.
     I ring up my other roomates who are still at Fava's party and let them know of the peril that Rizznickles has gone through. They come home and we all decide we should go down there and see what is up. Plus we're all half in the bag and it sounds like fun. Maybe we'll see a gunshot wound or explosive herpes, or something even more exciting in the ER. Farside calls up Chang and he says he'll drive us in his WRX down there. We find the hospital dissapointingly boring and watch cops on the tv there in the ER instead. We see some chick sitting there and figure this must be the girl Rizznickles is allergic too. So we all introduce ourselves and she's all feeling crappy cause of what she did. We all say that she should indeed feel like crap. She at least was gonna throw away that hairspray the next day so something like this wouldn't happen again.
     So we were talking to her, trying to figure out how exactly Rizznickles and her met, etc. While we were talking, in walks this little spanish looking woman about 45 years old or so. She started talking to the nurse people and figured out what had happened to her son. She came over and Robbie, the 4th roomate, figured that it was Rizznickles mom, so he introduced himself and we all followed suit. Luckily we had a Mexican with us who could speak spanish and could translate what the fuck she was saying. She kept wondering who this girl was and how she made him have a reaction. Luckily the Mexican told her they just studied together.
     So if you're having a hard time following this tale. Here is the RECAP: Rizznickles was fooling around with a girl. This unnamed girl was definitely NOT Rizznickles girlfriend. He got an allergic reaction from this girl and ended up going to the hospital. All three of his roomates went down (me included) and a Mexican pal of ours to the hospital. There we met the above non-girlfriend, as well as Rizznickles's spanish-speaking mother. That's it so far.
     We ended up seeing Rizznickles in a hospital bed all hopped up on crack, smack, crank, morphine, cocaine, E, heroine, and more drugs that the hospital thought would help him out. He was totally out of it and told us we should leave him to sleep. The non-girlfriend and his mother stayed all night, that must have been really comfortable for both of them. Anyways, we got the hell out of there picked up a pizza and went home. What a night.