Laurie's great adventure!

    The way our dorm was set up was that every other floor switched from girls to guys, and was the same on the other side of the building. I was on the girl's side on the west side of the building along with lots of other freshman girls (most of whom were major biotches), and liked to hang out mostly with the boys on the 2nd floor of the East side.
     This particular evening my boyfriend (2nd floor eastsider) and some friends of his were throwing a round robin on their floor. I'll explain what a round-robin to those who aren't in the know =). About 10 rooms on the 2nd floor were each having some special kind of alcohol-related product on display for all those involved in the round-robin. It was 5 bucks for all those who didn't live on the floor. Me being the girl of one of those boys I didn't pay. It's awesome being a girl sometimes!
     So Tyrone (no he's not black) my boyfriend was busy that day making Jello shots using his hotpot which was pretty inventive. The other people on the floor made all sorts of different things. 233 made kamikaze shots, 253 made peppermint patties, 204 made seabreeze shots, 281 had beers ( the least inventive), 247 had jello shots, and I can't remember the rest.
     So around 10pm, after we all had been drinkin a little, we started up the round-robin. Now it doesn't take long for the average person to get bombed, but me being a total lightweight girl, after many shots and beers I could barely walk. Also I wanted to get more shots quicker so I started grabbing the guys on the floor in inappropriate places so they would serve me first. Yeah, it's slutty but whatever.
     So an hour later I was laying on Tyrone's bed, no shirt on, and trying not to puke while I was fooling around with my boyfriend. Apparently he thought it would be cool to take a picture of my naked tits while I was wasted, but I was still able to see, surprisingly, and told him to go fuck himself. So we started screwing around some more when i heard a knock on the door, and it was my friend trying to tell me i should go to bed and stop being a drunk chick. Tyrone wasn't too happy with this interuption, cause i'm sure he wanted head, that bastard, but Iwas too fucked up to get up so I layed there while Tyrone and Elise argued about my situation.
     Just as they started swear at each other Tyrone's alarm went off which annoyed me cause I wanted to sleep. Me being a retard when I am drunk didn't notice that it was the fire alarm and not his alarm clock. Both Tyrone and Elise helped me walk outside where Elise sat with me and Tyrone went to run around with his friends. Apparently a fire-truck showed up and they started taking pictures with it.
     So I was sitting with Elise on the sidewalk and started yaking into a sewer drain and guess who friggin sees me. An EMT/firefighter comes over and sees my condition and calls in an ambulance because he thought I was dying. Sooooo... they ship me of to the hospital where I get my stomach pumped and all that good stuff. The next day I wake up in the hospital and they say that I can go.
     I proceed to walk all the way back from beth israel to my dorm and yack about 5 times on the way. Though this night was a blast (not the hospital part, or the puking) I ended up being in the school newspaper, as well as losing my ability to become an RA the next year. Fuck it all, give me a beer.