Soooo, after much anticipation, 4/19 has come and gone. It was hot, and sadly thanks to our RA, it was not! Here's the night:

To start out with I'm going to give you a rundown of the supplies that we had for the evening: We had over 250 Jello Shots (most of which are still in our fridge), Many handles of hard liquor (Bacardi, Cuervo Gold, Smirnoff Orange Twist, cheap vodka, Captain's etc...), a KEG of Bud Light, plus Jungle Juice made from 2 liters of Graves Grain Alcohol! So you're probably thinking how could this party possibly be bunk with all this alcohol. Well, that's what we thought too.

Well around 9:30 some people started showing up and all that was cool because we wanted to get people rocked as fast as possible, and the sooner people got here the quicker they would be wrecked! Laura and her buds from BU came early, the names of which I forget, but I do remember Amanda...who works at Flour with Laura. Of course Black Rob came by and Alex the Mexican made an early entrance...

At about 11:30 someone knocks on the door and some idiot opens the door and lets some people in. One of these people happens to be the Damn RA and Shizzawn proceeds to go out into the hallway and talk some sense into the RAs that saw 30+ people in a room that should have less than half that. All the people at the party were ushered into one of the bedrooms and told to quite down, as if that would help the situation. Sooo...to make a long story short they told all the people at the party to leave and that we'd all get in trouble. We'll let you know as soon as we find out exactly what did happen to us. (As in burned alive, etc.) So we had to move the party elsewhere! I called favaparty to see what was up and if we could bring all our stuff to his place to continue the party. So Black Rob, Sam, and I lugged the Keg over to Fava's...

When we arrived at Fava's there weren't very many people there, so we all scrambled to get people over there. Chris of MyEatHertz.com fame rounded up some girls from Smith Hall who weren't very fun at all because "it was getting late". Guess they aren't hardcore drinkers like the rest of us. People showed up and we all played a few games of Beirut. I was in the clear for winning a game against Black Rob after I got the last one in, but he got the last 2 shots in! So that was it!....

After some heavy keg drinking and 151 shots, there were many drunk people, especially the girl below (Ashley, i think, cause I kept calling her Assley). She proceeds to start making our with one of Chris's friends from Stetson West on Fava's porch. After we all start staring at them and taking pictures, they decide to take the party into the bathroom. Ashley says she "has to go to the bathroom" and the other kid does to, so they both head to the bathroom. Apparently this kid can't get it up, so she's all set with him, and he heads home for the night in shame!? About this time Black Rob and Biggie start explaining the nuances of being with a fine lady...

I'm fairly certain that the man you see below is in fact the Late Notorious B.I.G. So of course I had to get a picture with him. Him and his buds gave me some dough that was mad tit as well. The debauchery continues...

NUparty.com recommends Bacardi 151 for getting totally wrecked in a short amount of time. Other good sources of cheap ways to get bombed are Jello Shots, and and kind of grain alcohol. Remember Grain Alcohol is illegal in many states, but not in Connecticut because they really love their booze there. One girl I talked to said her father uses it to clean metal parts, and that makes it seem even more delicious...

Biggie brought along Bob Marley and Big Pun as well, as you can see below, so I got a few autographs that I'm gonna sell on Ebay later on. Throw in a little Rap on the speakers and you get a phat gangsta party!

After the excitement of the return of a bunch of dead black rappers, we hit up a game of Flip Cup, and as you can see my team WON! So that means the other side has to drink the pitcher of beer. Extra points go to Chris for drinking most of the whole pitcher. Jimmy had a sip or two. Apparently girls do drink beer, though it is rarely seen in nature, or on film.

Here's Chris finishing off the pitcher. Biggie is mad tired from being dead all these years. The night's winding down....

So I was making fun of this girl right here the entire night cause she was doing 151 shots for no reasons. After she was done with the kid with "Whiskey-dick" she decided she needed to "talk to me" about why I was making fun of her. Obviously this was a "nice and pretty" attempt at trying to get with me, but that was definitely nothing I was interested in. So to get over actually talking to her I decided to hit up the 151 a little bit.

So the night wasn't that bad in the end. We got some $$$ and still have some of the stuff left over. The saddest thing about the whole time was the fact that we had to empty out the keg the next day cause it was warm. There was definitely tons of beer left. Well after the night cap I headed home. Another night at NUparty.com